WonkyPostRuin a mate

Get your mate on our Instagram.

Upload a photo of a friend, we’ll draw them terribly, and post the masterpiece to our feed with them tagged. Completely free.

Ruin a mate See recent victims

No cost, no catch. Just don’t upload anyone who can’t take a joke.

100% free

A terrible portrait posted to our feed — posted, tagged, regretted

How to publicly betray a friend

1

Upload their face

A clear photo of your mate. A bad one works funnier.

2

We draw them terribly

Our questionably talented AI artist gets straight to work.

3

Approve it

You decide it's bad enough. One shot, no do-overs.

4

We post it & tag them

Onto our Instagram, with them tagged. Free.

Recent victims

Freshly ruined and posted to our feed.

Portrait of @t_ann1s — @t_ann1s

Portrait of @henryambrose25 — @henryambrose25

Portrait of @anguswhelan — @anguswhelan

Portrait of @em.ina9728 — @em.ina9728

Portrait of @slopper_norman — @slopper_norman

Portrait of @henryambrose1509 — @henryambrose1509

Portrait of @olivia_ogorman01 — @olivia_ogorman01

Portrait of @cleaverrr10 — @cleaverrr10

Ruin a mate

Upload their photo and their Instagram handle. We’ll draw them terribly, you approve it, and we post it to our feed and tag them. It’s free.

Photo of your mate (or you)Drop a photo here (or click to choose)

Their Instagram handle

We’ll tag them in the caption. Only upload people who’d find it funny.

Actual works of questionable art

We tested it on a few famous faces. Photo in, masterpiece out.

Before and after: Dwayne, but worse — Dwayne, but worse

Before and after: Leo, poorly observed — Leo, poorly observed

Before and after: Will, badly done — Will, badly done

Before and after: Scarlett, ruined — Scarlett, ruined

Before and after: Audrey, butchered — Audrey, butchered

Before and after: Simon, no notes — Simon, no notes

Pets count too.

Cats, dogs, whatever you’ve got. Upload them and we’ll make a terrible mess of them as well.

Before and after: The cat, unimpressed — The cat, unimpressed

Before and after: Good boy, poorly drawn — Good boy, poorly drawn

Before and after: Who's a good boy? — Who's a good boy?

Before and after: Best in show (allegedly) — Best in show (allegedly)

Got a couple? Ruin them both.

Upload a photo of the two of them and we’ll butcher the pair. Anniversaries, weddings, or pure spite.

Before and after: Anniversary, sorted — Anniversary, sorted

Before and after: The happy couple — The happy couple

Before and after: Til death do us art — Til death do us art

Before and after: Posh & Becks, less posh — Posh & Becks, less posh

Questions, fairly asked

Is it really free?

Yes. Right now it costs nothing to post your mate to our feed.

Is it meant to look bad?

Yes. That is unfortunately the entire point.

Where does it get posted?

On our Instagram, @wonkypost. We tag the person in the caption so they know exactly who to blame.

Will it post straight away?

No. We check every submission and only post a few a day, so it joins a queue and may take a little while to appear.

Do they have to agree to it?

We don't ask them. Only upload people who'll find it funny. Don't be the reason we have to add rules.

Will it look exactly like them?

Close enough to be funny. Not close enough to sue us for artistic excellence.