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Get your mate poorly drawn.

Upload a photo. We’ll turn your mate into a terrible portrait, print the masterpiece, and post it as a card.

Start the damage
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From £7.99 delivered
A hand holding a printed WonkyPost greeting card with a terrible oil-painting portrait on it
professionally awful

Pets count too.

Cats, dogs, whatever you’ve got. Upload them and we’ll make a terrible mess of them as well.

Before and after: The cat, unimpressed
The cat, unimpressed
Before and after: Good boy, poorly drawn
Good boy, poorly drawn
Before and after: Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Before and after: Best in show (allegedly)
Best in show (allegedly)

Got a couple? Ruin them both.

Upload a photo of the two of them and we’ll butcher the pair. Anniversaries, weddings, or pure spite.

Before and after: Anniversary, sorted
Anniversary, sorted
Before and after: The happy couple
The happy couple
Before and after: Til death do us art
Til death do us art
Before and after: Posh & Becks, less posh
Posh & Becks, less posh

How to ruin someone’s birthday properly

1

Upload their face

A clear photo works best. A bad one works funnier.

2

We draw them terribly

Our questionably talented artist gets straight to work.

3

Write something heartfelt or stupid

Goes on the inside. Your call which it is.

4

We print and post the card

Straight through the recipient's letterbox. No warning.

One card. One price. No nonsense.

Made. Printed. Sent.

Best/worst value

£7.99

delivered

  • AI-generated terrible portrait
  • Printed 5x7 birthday card
  • Your message inside
  • Envelope included
  • Posted direct to recipient
Make one now

UK delivery first. More countries coming soon.

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Who are we ruining?

Questions, fairly asked

Is it meant to look bad?

Yes. That is unfortunately the point.

Can I write my own message?

Yes. You can write the inside message before sending.

Does it get posted?

Yes. We print the card and post it direct to the recipient.

What size is the card?

The card is designed for a standard 5x7 inch greeting card.

Will it look exactly like the person?

Close enough to be funny. Not close enough to sue us for artistic excellence.